(Source: skarvika, via cnnbreaking)
i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this
but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this
and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie
and when i need to attend an emergency kkk meeting it works too
and i can also pretend to be the pixar lamp
(via wowwoohoo)
YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES
im scRESAMING
is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
and why is he not ALREADY president?
(via wifihotspot)
boy, you must be betty crocker, cause ur making me
(Source: larvitarded, via treatsandsuch)
(Source: skarvika, via deodrant-deactivated20130413)
giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
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